New Wedding Rules For 2023….Sorta

Here’s are a few of the “new rules”:

1.  No more engagement parties.


2.  No outdoor summer weddings.


3.  Your closest friends, not you, should control the guest list.


4.  It is entirely fine to deny anyone a plus-one for any reason.


5.  Never say “black tie optional.” Choose.


6.  It is fine to skip a wedding for any reason, but RSVP early.


7.  No kids.  If kids are needed for the ceremony, a car should be waiting.


8.  If you travel from out of town, you don’t need to get the couple a gift . . . actually, all gifts should be banned.


9.  It’s fine if someone else wears white.


10.  No one has to walk you down the aisle.


11.  Give us a good kiss.


12.  Posed photos are over.


13.  Simplify the menu:  Just make your vegetarian option vegan.


14.  Speeches must be pre-written.


15.  Dancing is mandatory for everyone able.

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