Petty Breakups!

Have you ever dumped someone for a completely petty or superficial reason?  Someone asked Reddit.  Here are the highlights . . .

1.  “Her voice was like Minnie Mouse, and I just couldn’t take it.”

2.  “My cat said hello to her, and she didn’t say hi back.”

3.  A woman broke up with a guy who had allergies, because she considered it a sign of weakness.

4.  He slept in socks.  They were ankle socks, and he specifically bought them to sleep in.

5.  On a first date, a woman said, “Excuse me, I have to go tinkles.”