1. The person who piles up WAY too much food on their plate.
2. The person who gets their food delivered to them without getting up.
3. The drinker who keeps asking if anyone else needs another beer.
4. The person who will definitely drop food on the ground at some point. Dogs love that person.
5. The person . . . usually a guy . . . who offers unsolicited grilling advice.
6. The person . . . usually a woman . . . who shows up but doesn’t eat anything.
7. The meat-eater who’s about to try a vegan option, and wants everyone to care.
8. The person who won’t eat with their hands. They always use utensils.
9. The person who wants to take over the music and be D.J.
10. The person who shows up with their own chair.